Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Things I've Learned From The Movies

Things I learned from the movies:
1.  All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
2.  Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
3.  The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
4.  Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
5.  It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
6.  A cough is usually the sign of a terminal illness.
7.  If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
8.  No matter how badly a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.
9.   The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love.
10.  All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
11.  Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
12.  A cup of black coffee or a splash of cold water in the face is enough to render the most inebriated person stone cold sober.
13.  If you try hard enough, you can outrun an explosion.
14.  If you stick your head out of cover during a gun fight, it will never be hit, especially if you look backwards to hold a conversation with someone behind you.
15.  Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are assigned partners who are their total opposite.
16.  Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
17.  You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
18.  The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
19.  Computers never display a cursor on screen but always say: Enter Password Now.
20.  Once applied, lipstick will never rub off — even while scuba diving.
21.  All watches and clocks are synchronized to the second.
22.  No matter how fuzzy the photograph, it can be enlarged and enhanced to show the finest detail.
23.  Nearly everyone speaks English, no matter where they are from. Even aliens from outer space, despite the fact they have never been to Earth, seen an Earthling, or even heard of Earth or Earthlings.
24.  No matter how catastrophic the disaster, pets will always survive it.
25.  There will always be a doctor in a plane or building with the right medical supplies.
26.  No matter how dead you think you’ve killed a bad guy, he can still get up at least three more times.
27.  People rarely use the bathroom, and if they do, they’re usually dead within minutes.
28.  Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
29.  Cemeteries generate their own weather. Usually rainstorms… and not just gentle sprinkles, but biblical downpours.
30.  When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a bill — just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
31.  Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings — especially if any of their family or friends have died in a strange boating accident.
32.  Cars that fly off cliffs spontaneously combust in midair for no apparent reason.
33.  When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
34.  All computer disks will work in all computers, regardless of software.
35.  Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired.
36.  Close blood relatives usually look nothing like each other, or have only a passing resemblance.
37.   Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds — unless it’s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
38.   When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
39.    An electric fence that’s powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
40.   If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor’s first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
41.   It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts — your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
42.  A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
43.  If you are trapped in a tunnel, in a sinking ship, or a burning building, a cute little girl, a nun, and a feisty granny will be trapped with you.
44.   All writers are wealthy; all publishing companies are glamorous; all artists are self-supporting and have large attractive well-lit loft studios.
45.  Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste.
46.   During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
47.   If an expert makes a prediction and is disbelieved, then it will come to pass exactly as he predicted. If he makes a prediction and is believed, it won’t happen.
48.   If there is a large bump in a downhill road, a speeding car will fly over it and hit the ground in shower of sparks. Unsecured passengers will not be injured, and no tire damage, broken axles, or suspension failures will occur. The car will then execute a sharp turn involving a skid.
49.  Dogs always know who’s bad and will naturally bark at them.
50.  Text appearing on a computer monitor appears letter by letter and making a sound as if it was produced by a typewriter.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Man From U.N.C.L.E.

Looks like we won't be seeing a Man From UNCLE movie any time soon. For years people and studios have tried to make a feature film version of the 60's classic tv series the Man From UNCLE. The latest attempt looked like it might get made, Warner Brothers was backing it and the had Steven Soderbergh as director.
Early casting had George Clooney as Napolean Solo but he dropped out early and others were mentioned but no one was cast in any part. Now Steven Soderbergh has dropped out of the project.Soderbergh had planned a trilogy of UNCLE films set in the 1960's but it seems the casting troubles and the low budget set by Warner's ($60 million) was too much for the Director to deal with. The March 2012 planned filming date seems unlikely and Warner's will have to re-start the whole production.

James Bond Trailers



Licence To KIll (1989)

Movie Titles

Destroy All Monsters (1968)

Friday, November 4, 2011

Bond

The 23rd official James Bond movie will be called "Skyfall".
Filming begins soon for a 2012 release date which will be the Bond movies 50 th anniversary.

Friday, October 14, 2011

R.I.P. The Movie Camera

1881 - 2011
Aaton, ARRI and Panavision — have all ceased production of new cameras within the last year, and will only make digital movie cameras from now on.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Die Hard 5

The next Die Hard movie has title and a release date. "A Good Day to Die Hard" is scheduled to hit cinemas on February 14th 2013 and will send John McClane (Bruce Willis) to Russia where his son's been arrested.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

James Bond Trailers



Living Daylights (1987)

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Box Office

1       The Lion King in 3D $29.3m $29.3m
2 Contagion $14.5m $44.2m
3 Drive $11.0m $11.0m
4 The Help $6.4m $147.4m
5 Straw Dogs $5.0m $5.0m
6 I Don't Know How She Does It $4.5m $4.5m
7 The Debt $2.9m $26.5m
8 Warrior $2.8m $9.9m
9 Rise of the Planet of the Apes $2.6m $171.6m
10 Colombiana $2.3m $33.3m

Matt Helm

Found on Tumblr, had to share.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

James Bond Trailers



A View To A Kill (1983)

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

War Wagon



Opening credits to one of my favorite John Wayne movies of all time.
War Wagon (1967)

Monday, September 5, 2011

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Octopussy

Review of Octopussy now up over at Cult Movie Reviews.

http://princeplanetmovies.blogspot.com/?zx=229b5d95f2a8d13

This is a recommended blog from the CV, full of great reviews.

Enjoy!

Movie News

Bond 23 set to film part of the movie in India, the title "Carte Blanche" is being thrown about as the official title for 23 but that hasn't been confirmed.

Death Wish 5 has a Director,John Moore. Bruce Willis will return and the film seems to be set in Russia.

Willis is also said to be signed to do Red 2 but no one else has been cast.

Seems die hard Star Wars fans are upset about changes that have been made to the films by George Lucas for the Blu-Ray box set release. They are his movies and he can do what he wants them, i don't see why all the hoopla. I'm not getting the Blu-Ray discs because i don't have Blu Ray player or a High Def Digital tv.

more news as i get it!

Box Office

1 The Help $14.3m $96.6m
2 Colombiana $10.3m $10.3m
3 Don't Be Afraid of the Dark $8.7m $8.7m
4 Rise of the Planet of the Apes $8.7m $148.5m
5 Our Idiot Brother $6.6m $6.6m
6 Spy Kids 4: All The Time in the World $5.7m $21.7m
7 The Smurfs $4.8m $126.0m
8 Conan the Barbarian $3.1m $16.6m
9 Fright Night $3.0m $14.2m
10 Crazy, Stupid, Love $2.9m $69.5m

Hammer Movie Poster

X The Unknown.
Great Hammer film from the 50's, Hammer was shifting into their horror/gothic phase around this time.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

James Bond Trailers



Octopussy (1983)

Box Office

1 The Help $20.5m $71.8m
2 Rise of the Planet of the Apes $16.3m $133.8m
3 Spy Kids 4: All The Time in the World $12.0m $12.0m
4 Conan the Barbarian $10.0m $10.0m
5 The Smurfs $8.0m $117.7m
6 Fright Night $7.9m $8.3m
7 Final Destination 5 $7.7m $32.3m
8 30 Minutes or Less $6.3m $25.8m
9 One Day $5.1m $5.1m
10 Crazy, Stupid, Love $5.0m $64.4m

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Let's Go To The Beach!

Classic AIP trailer : Beach Party (1963)

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Upcoming Movies



Box Office

1Rise of the Planet of the Apes $27.8m $105.2m
2 The Help $26.0m $35.9m
3 Final Destination 5 $18.0m $18.0m
4 The Smurfs $13.7m $101.8m
1 30 Minutes or Less $13.3m $13.3m
6 Cowboys and Aliens $7.8m $81.7m
7 Harry Potter and the
Deathly Hallows: Part Two
$7.3m $357.3m
8 Captain America:
The First Avenger
$7.2m $157.0m
9 Crazy, Stupid, Love $7.1m $55.5m
10 The Change-Up $6.3m $25.8m

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Bonds

Bonds, James Bonds

Monday, August 15, 2011

James Bond Trailers



For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Things I've Learned From The Movies

Things I learned from the movies:
1.  All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
2.  Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
3.  The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
4.  Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
5.  It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
6.  A cough is usually the sign of a terminal illness.
7.  If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
8.  No matter how badly a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.
9.   The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love.
10.  All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
11.  Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
12.  A cup of black coffee or a splash of cold water in the face is enough to render the most inebriated person stone cold sober.
13.  If you try hard enough, you can outrun an explosion.
14.  If you stick your head out of cover during a gun fight, it will never be hit, especially if you look backwards to hold a conversation with someone behind you.
15.  Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are assigned partners who are their total opposite.
16.  Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
17.  You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
18.  The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
19.  Computers never display a cursor on screen but always say: Enter Password Now.
20.  Once applied, lipstick will never rub off — even while scuba diving.
21.  All watches and clocks are synchronized to the second.
22.  No matter how fuzzy the photograph, it can be enlarged and enhanced to show the finest detail.
23.  Nearly everyone speaks English, no matter where they are from. Even aliens from outer space, despite the fact they have never been to Earth, seen an Earthling, or even heard of Earth or Earthlings.
24.  No matter how catastrophic the disaster, pets will always survive it.
25.  There will always be a doctor in a plane or building with the right medical supplies.
26.  No matter how dead you think you’ve killed a bad guy, he can still get up at least three more times.
27.  People rarely use the bathroom, and if they do, they’re usually dead within minutes.
28.  Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
29.  Cemeteries generate their own weather. Usually rainstorms… and not just gentle sprinkles, but biblical downpours.
30.  When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a bill — just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
31.  Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings — especially if any of their family or friends have died in a strange boating accident.
32.  Cars that fly off cliffs spontaneously combust in midair for no apparent reason.
33.  When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
34.  All computer disks will work in all computers, regardless of software.
35.  Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired.
36.  Close blood relatives usually look nothing like each other, or have only a passing resemblance.
37.   Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds — unless it’s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
38.   When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
39.    An electric fence that’s powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
40.   If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor’s first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
41.   It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts — your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
42.  A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
43.  If you are trapped in a tunnel, in a sinking ship, or a burning building, a cute little girl, a nun, and a feisty granny will be trapped with you.
44.   All writers are wealthy; all publishing companies are glamorous; all artists are self-supporting and have large attractive well-lit loft studios.
45.  Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste.
46.   During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
47.   If an expert makes a prediction and is disbelieved, then it will come to pass exactly as he predicted. If he makes a prediction and is believed, it won’t happen.
48.   If there is a large bump in a downhill road, a speeding car will fly over it and hit the ground in shower of sparks. Unsecured passengers will not be injured, and no tire damage, broken axles, or suspension failures will occur. The car will then execute a sharp turn involving a skid.
49.  Dogs always know who’s bad and will naturally bark at them.
50.  Text appearing on a computer monitor appears letter by letter and making a sound as if it was produced by a typewriter.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Movie News

Sequels on the way:
Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2
Amazing Spider-Man 2 (the first film isn't even out yet)
Green Lantern 2
Wolverine 2
G.I. Joe 2
Resident Evil 5
Iron Man 3 (after the Avengers film)
Sin City 2
Machete 2
Smurfs 2
I'm sure more sequels are on the way, i'll keep you posted.

Box Office

# Movie Title Gross Total
1 Rise of the Planet of the Apes $54.0m $54.0m
2 The Smurfs $21.0m $76.2m
3 Cowboys and Aliens $15.7m $67.4m
4 The Change-Up $13.5m $13.5m
5 Captain America:
The First Avenger
$13.0m $143.2m
6 Harry Potter and the
Deathly Hallows: Part Two
$12.2m $342.8m
7 Crazy, Stupid, Love $12.1m $42.2m
8 Friends with Benefits $4.7m $48.5m
9 Horrible Bosses $4.6m $105.2m
10 Transformers:
Dark of the Moon
$3.0m $344.2m

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

James Bond Trailers

Picking up where we left off, Bond #11 - Moonraker (1979)

Sherlock Holmes

Great Sherlock Holmes movie from the 60's finally out on DVD.

Dr. No


Original Trailer 1962

Friday, July 8, 2011

July

There hasn't been a post here since October 4th, 2010.
But we may be back soon.
Keep watching movies.